I Can Hardly Wait Until Donald Trump

I Like My Cinema Gritty, I Like My Eggs Gritty.

During The Debate, Palin Winked, Wrinkled Her Nose, And Gave A Shout-out To A Third-grade Class. Well, You Know, That Says Commander-in-chief To Me Right There. You Betcha!

New York City Subways Are Now Getting High Speed Internet. How About Some High Speed Subway Trains?

I've Had Nothing But Great Friendship To Help Me Through This.

President Obama And His Wife Are Going To Kenya. Donald Trump Said, 'while You're There, Pick Up Your Birth Certificate.'