I Can Do The Old Hand Vibrato

I Like Leaping Around On Stage As Long As It's Done With Class. None Of This Jumping Up In The Air And Doing The Splits

Sometimes If I'm Not Playing Well On Stage, I'll Purposely Play Even Worse; I'll Tear It Apart, Because I'm So Disgusted With What I'm Playing That I'll Go The Wrong Route: Instead Of Trying To Make It Better, I'll Go The Other Way And Really Make Myself Sound Bad. Which Is A Kind Of A Strange Outlook I Suppose, Really.

I Criticize My Own Work Pretty Harshly.

If A Ballet Dancer Falls Over, It's Knowing How To Get Out Looking Clumsy That Counts.

Ian Gillan, Roger Glover And I Wanted To Be A Hard Rock Band - We Wanted To Play Rock And Roll Only.