I Can Choose To Accelerate My Disease

I Find It Next To Impossible To Remain Politely Silent When People Prate To Me About The Glory Of Being Given Another Chance To Live Happily Ever After!

Neiman-marcus Is One Thing, And The Dallas Cowboys Are Another.

If I Have To Climb To Heaven On A Ladder, I Shall Decline The Invitation.

My Admiration For The Phenomenon Of Alcoholics Anonymous Is Boundless.

Alcohol Is A Very Patient Drug. It Will Wait For The Alcoholic To Pick It Up One More Time.