I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

I Do Not Have A Helmet. But This Is A Wig, So It's A Little Protective.

That's One Of The Great Things About Comedy: We Can - And Should - Say The Things That Other People Aren't Supposed To Say. If We Didn't Do That, If We Didn't Push Against Those Limits, We'd Just Be Standing Around Onstage And Yelling.

I Watch A Happy Person Doing Stand-up, And I Go, "what The Hell Is This? This Person's Happy!" You Need Internal Conflict. You Need The Guy To Be Out Of Step With Society. It's A Tool For Comedy.

Reciting Lines Is Hard; Making Stuff Up Is Much, Much Easier.

You Know It's Time To Do The Laundry When You Dry Off With A Sneaker.