I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

I Once Walked In On My Grandparents Making Love...and That's Why I Don't Eat Raisins.

You Know How Some People Have Gay-dar? I Have Fat-dar. I Can Automatically Tell If You're Fat Or Not. And I Also Have Cerebral-palsy-dar.

'baskets' Isn't A Cbs Show. Nothing Against That, But This Is An Off-kilter Show On Cable That The Channel Lets You Do Interesting Things. Look, If It Works, It Works. And If It Doesn't, It's Just A Miniseries.

I Have A Lot Of Growing Up To Do. I Realized That The Other Day Inside My Fort.

My Girlfriend Looks A Little Like Charlize Theron...and A Lot Like Patrick Ewing.