I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.

I Have To Stop Crying When I Watch "the View". It's Not Because Of The Topics At Hand, I Just Feel Sorry For That Couch.

I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not Good At It. I Get Anxiety About It.

Have You Seen That Show On Cbs Called 'the Amazing Race'? Is That Show About White People?

Actually, I Used To Be A Busboy In A Strip Joint In New York And So I Hate Strip Joints. I'm Not That Kind Of Person.