I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

When You're Doing Standup You're Kind Of Doing, "hey. I Thought Of This. This May Be Funny.

Tigers Love Pepper...they Hate Cinnamon.

I Dream Of Moving To India, Or Pakistan, And Becoming A Cabdriver.

My Real Last Name Is Galifianakisburg.

I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek Sitcom Called Olive Lucy.