I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

You Know You Have A Drinking Problem When The Bartender Knows Your Name -- And You've Never Been To That Bar Before.

Hookers Don't Like To Snuggle.

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The Whole Thing About Working In Front Of The Camera Is To Make People Laugh When They're Not Supposed To.