I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing

Just Because I Have Rice On My Clothes Doesn't Mean I've Been To A Wedding. A Chinese Man Threw Up On Me.

Just The Other Day I Said To Fang, "don't You Think We've Got A Storybook Romance?" And He Said, "yes, And Every Page Is Ripped.

I'll Never Forget My First Fur. It Was A Modest Little Stole. Modest? People Thought I Was Wearing Anchovies.

I Finally Had A Ship Tattooed To My Chest. I Wanted Something On It.

Tennis Is Like Marrying For Money. Love Means Nothing.