I Bought A Piano Once Because I Had The Dream Of Playing As Time Goes By As Some Girl's Leaning On It Drinking A Martini. Great Image. But None Of It Worked Out. I Can't Even Play Chopsticks. But I've Got A Nice Piano At My House!

-George Clooney

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I Bought A Piano Once Because I

George Clooney

I Bought A Piano Once Because I Had The Dream Of Playing As Time Goes By As Some Girl's Leaning On It Drinking A Martini. Great Image. But None Of It Worked Out. I Can't Even Play Chopsticks. But I've Got A Nice Piano At My House!

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Girl

Dream

Nice

Who Would Name Their Kid Jack With The Last Words 'off' At The End Of The Last Name? No Wonder That Guy Is Screwed Up.

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Guy