Things Hurt Me Now. My Knees Hurt,

At The Core Of Every Religion Is The Belief That We Care For Everyone....it's Not Too Late To Help A Neighbor In Need And To Do It With The Swiftness, Expertise, Generosity And Love That Resides In The Best Of Who We Are.

I'm The Least Metrosexual Cat You've Ever Met. I've Never Had My Fingernails Or Toenails Done, And I've Cut My Own Hair Longer Than Other People Have Cut My Hair.

I Probably Wouldn't Be A Good Spokesman For An Electric Car, Because I'll Still Get On A Private Jet, And One Flight On A Private Jet Undoes All My Electric-car Good Deeds.

I Don't Care. Charlton Heston Is The Head Of The National Rifle Association. He Deserves Whatever Anyone Says About Him.

George Clooney Likes To Talk About Himself In The Third Person Mostly. He's Always Enjoyed It. Listen, I Don't Like To Think In Those Terms, Where You Just Have To Completely Separate Yourself One From The Other.