I Bet That If You Actually Read

Dear Hotel People: We Don't Need A Cheeseball Clock-radio. We Need Places To Plug Stuff In. Thank You.

Print Neatly. That's The Kind Of Advice That The Irs Considers A "dynamite" Tax Tip. If You Ask Them A Real Tax Question, Such As How You Can Cheat, They're Useless.

I Want To Gag Sometimes When I See Who "we" Are Recommending That People Vote For, And Not Just As A Libertarian.

...hell, Which As Every Frequent Traveler Knows, Is In Concourse D Of O'hare Airport.

Nobody Cares If You Can't Dance Well. Just Get Up And Dance.