I Bet He Never Goes On Youtube.

Everyone's Moving On Without Me, Into A World I Don't Understand.

Women Need Chocolate. It's A Scientific Fact.

Like Most Of Us, I'm Used To Juggling About 52 Roles In Life. Wife. Mother. Sister. Friend. Author. Sometimes I Feel A Bit 'multiple-personality'.

And We Spend The Rest Of The Evening Getting Very Pissed And Eating Ice Cream, As We Always Do When Something Good Or Bad Happens To Either One Of Us.

Wow. I've Never Been A Vip Before. I've Never Even Been A Ip.