I Belong To Quite A Lot Of

There Were No Spells At My School, Just A Smack In The Mouth.

I Used To Be Gay, But I Was Forced To Give It Up, Because It Made My Eyes Water.

Yeah, I Like Causing Trouble. It's The Teddy Boy In Me. I Used To Be A Teddy Boy. Feeling Slightly Inferior And Wanting To Cause A Bit Of Bother And Get Some Action Going On In The Room Rather Than Get Bored Stiff.

I'm An Anorak. I've Always Been An Obsessive Collector Of Things. Richard Briers Collects Stamps. I Collect Cars And Guns, Which Are Much More Expensive, And Much More Difficult To Store.

I Belong To Quite A Lot Of Learned Societies. We Collect Firearms And Discuss Them At Dinners And Clubs And Things.