I Belong To Quite A Lot Of

I Used To Be Gay, But I Was Forced To Give It Up, Because It Made My Eyes Water.

There Were No Spells At My School, Just A Smack In The Mouth.

I'm Very Flower-like. I Love Classical Music. I Go To Ballet And I Cry. There's Nothing So Beautiful.

I Promise Myself That I Would Go And Do A Play Every Year.

I'm An Anorak. I've Always Been An Obsessive Collector Of Things. Richard Briers Collects Stamps. I Collect Cars And Guns, Which Are Much More Expensive, And Much More Difficult To Store.