I Believe That All Marijuana Is Medical.

I'd Rather Have My Kid Smoking Pot Than Drinking.

I Look On Everything With A Very Optimistic Eye. Because I'm A Body Builder By Trade, You Know, That Was My Intent All My Life.

I Converted A Family-owned Strip Club Into An Improvisational Acting Theater.

I Want My Ashes Either With Some Really Good Primo Or As Some Fertilizer For Plants.

People Try To Put Ownership On Things: 'that's Mine, That's My Joke.' No Such Thing. Like If You Tripped Or Stumbled And People Go, 'oh, That's Charlie Chaplin.' You Know What I Mean? You Can't Own A Joke. You Can Be The Guy That Tells It The Best, But You Can't Own A Joke. Nowhere Can You Own A Laugh.