I Believe My Friends And Neighbors There

It's Hard To Be Ambitious If You're Content, Isn't It?

Canada Thinks We're Married; We Don't Know It Exists. Every Time We Tell Canada To Knock It Off, It Just Feeds The Fire.

Feminism's Latest Victory: The Right To Get Your Limbs Blown Off In War. Congratulations.

It Is Increasingly Important To Be Open-minded.

Dogs Are Intelligent Beings; They Are Not Human Beings. The Life Of A Dog - There's No Equivalency With The Life Of A Person, And If You Are Putting A Dog In The Line Of Danger To Save Human Life, And They Can Do The Job Reasonably Well, I Mean, Seriously, What About Dignity And Self-respect? I Feel Like Going Out To Dinner, I Think I Will Have My Cocker Spaniel Host The Show Tonight.