I Believe In Sending A Lot Of

I Know When I'm Working I Seldom Get Into Trouble. My Educated Guess Is That Boredom Has Caused Most Of The Problems With Hollywood Celebrities.

I Find Very Often That Very Ugly Women Have Really Handsome Men And Vice Versa Because They Don't Have Any Competition. Sometimes Handsome Men Have Avoided Me.

I Believe In Sending A Lot Of Letters And Notes To Friends.

Any Girl Can Be Glamorous. All You Have To Do Is Stand Still And Look Stupid.

I Win Because I Learned Years Ago That Scared Money Always Loses. I Never Care, So I Win.