I Believe All Southern Liberals Come From

I'm Sorry That Government Involves Filling Out A Lot Of Forms. ... I'm Sorry Myself That We're Not Still On The Frontier, Where We Could All Tote Guns, Shoot Anything That Moved And Spit To Our Hearts' Content. But We Live In A Diverse And Crowded Country, And With Civilization Comes Regulation.

Sit Up, Join Up, Get On Line, Get In Touch, Find Out Who's Raising Hell And Join Them. No Use Waiting On A Bunch Of Wussy Politicians.

Anyone Who Thinks Humans Are Not Capable Of So Fouling Their Own Nest That The Land And The Waters Can No Longer Be Productive Just Hasn't Been Paying Attention.

You Could Probably Prove, By Judicious Use Of Logarithms And Congruent Triangles, That Real Life Is A Lot More Like Soap Opera Than Most People Will Admit.

Nothing Like A Few Restful Weeks Contemplating The Decline Of Civilization To Restore The Humors. What I Did On My Summer Vacation Was Listen To A Lot Of People Talk About The Decline Of Practically Everything - You Could Call It The Leisure Of The Theory Class.