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Complainant Received Immediate Lacerations Of The Credibility.

Why Something In The Public Interest Such As Television News Can Be Fought Over, Like A Chain Of Hamburger Stands, Eludes Me.

You See, The Mets Are Losers, Just Like Nearly Everybody Else In Life. This Is The Team For The Cab Driver Who Gets Held Up And The Guy Who Loses Out On A Promotion Because He Didn't Maneuver Himself To Lunch With The Boss Enough. It Is The Team For Every Guy Who Has To Get Out Of Bed In The Morning And Go To Work For Short Money On A Job He Does Not Like. The Yankees? Who Does Well Enough To Root For Them, Laurence Rockefeller?

Precious Was One Of A Large Number Of People On The Street, Many Of Whom Appeared To Be Women; Some, Like Precious, Actually Were.

Speaks Cheerful English And In The Past Has Written This Language With A Paintbrush That Talks.