I Became A Copy Boy. Not For

Anything That Isn't Writing Is Easy

Marvelous Marv Was Holding Down First Base. This Is Like Saying Willie Sutton Works At Your Bank.

Speaks Cheerful English And In The Past Has Written This Language With A Paintbrush That Talks.

I Always React To News Immediately. That's My Business.

You See, The Mets Are Losers, Just Like Nearly Everybody Else In Life. This Is The Team For The Cab Driver Who Gets Held Up And The Guy Who Loses Out On A Promotion Because He Didn't Maneuver Himself To Lunch With The Boss Enough. It Is The Team For Every Guy Who Has To Get Out Of Bed In The Morning And Go To Work For Short Money On A Job He Does Not Like. The Yankees? Who Does Well Enough To Root For Them, Laurence Rockefeller?