I Became A Copy Boy. Not For

Marvelous Marv Was Holding Down First Base. This Is Like Saying Willie Sutton Works At Your Bank.

I Busted Out Of The Place In A Hurry And Went To A Saloon And Drank Beer And Said That For The Rest Of My Life I'd Never Take A Job In A Place Where You Couldn't Throw Cigarette Butts On The Floor. I Was Hooked On This Writing For Newspapers And Magazines.

Politics: Where Fat, Bald, Disagreeable Men, Unable To Be Candidates Themselves, Teach A President How To Act On A Public Stage.

Men In The Uniform Of Wall Street Retirement: Black Chesterfield Coat, Rimless Glasses And The Times Folded To The Obituary Page.

When You Stop Drinking, You Have To Deal With This Marvelous Personality That Started You Drinking In The First Place.