I Became A Copy Boy. Not For

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

The Office Of President Is A Bastardized Thing, Half Royalty And Half Democracy That Nobody Knows Whether To Genuflect Or Spit.

Out In The Ocean, A Rope Is Put Around The Man's Neck. The Other End Of The Rope Is Attached To An Old Jukebox And It Is Thrown Overboard. The Man Invariably Follows.

Go Around With Your Eyes Like A Camera. Don't Lose It By Talking. Go And Listen. And Work!

Speaks Cheerful English And In The Past Has Written This Language With A Paintbrush That Talks.