I Became A Copy Boy. Not For

True New Yorkers Do Not Really Seek Information About The Outside World. They Feel That If Anything Is Not In New York It Is Not Likely To Be Interesting.

Football Is A Game Designed To Keep Coal Miners Off The Streets.

Newspapers Are So Boring. How Can You Read A Newspaper That Starts With A 51-word Lead Sentence?

When You Stop Drinking, You Have To Deal With This Marvelous Personality That Started You Drinking In The First Place.

Speaks Cheerful English And In The Past Has Written This Language With A Paintbrush That Talks.