I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is

I Find That A Duck's Opinion Of Me Is Influenced By Whether Or Not I Have Bread. A Duck Loves Bread, But He Does Not Have The Capability To Buy A Loaf. That's The Biggest Joke On The Duck Ever. If I Worked At A Convenience Store, And A Duck Came In And Stole A Loaf Of Bread, I Would Let Him Go. I'd Say, "come Back Tomorrow, Bring Your Friends!" When I Think Of A Duck's Friends, I Think Of Other Ducks. But He Could Have, Say, A Beaver In Tow.

I Don't Have A Microwave Oven, But I Do Have A Clock That Occasionally Cooks Stuff.

P.s. - This Is What Part Of The Alphabet Would Look Like If Q And R Were Eliminated.

I Once Saw A Forklift Lift A Crate Of Forks. And It Was Way To Literal For Me.

I Met The Girl Who Works At The Doubletree Front Desk, She Gave Me Her Number. It's Zero. I Tried To Call From Here, Some Other Woman Answered. "you Sound Older!"