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Masochists Are People That Have Pleasure Confused With Pain. In A World That Has Television Confused With Entertainment, Doritoes Confused With Food, And Dan Quayle Confused With A National Political Leader, Masochists Are Clearly Less Mixed-up Than The Rest Of Us.

When Politics Are Used To Allocate Resources, The Resources All End Up Being Allocated To Politics.

A Little Government And A Little Luck Are Necessary In Life, But Only A Fool Trusts Either Of Them.

America Is Not A Wily, Sneaky Nation. We Don't Think That Way. We Don't Think Much At All, Thank God. Start Thinking And Pretty Soon You Get Ideas, And Then You Get Idealism, And The Next Thing You Know You've Got Ideology, With Millions Dead In Concentration Camps And Gulags.

Never Be Unfaithful To A Lover, Except With Your Wife.