I Am Your Number One Fan.

There Are A Great Many Ways To Commit Suicide You Know.

Only God Gets Things Right The First Time.

The Woman Had Looked Into The Abyss And Then Walked Out Across It.

Semi-facetiously, When People Ask Me Why I Write These Kinds Of Stories, I Simply Say That I Was Warped As A Child. And, There Is Some Truth To That.

It's Actually Against My Religion To Laugh At Men Who Are Toting Guns.