God Doesn't Bribe, Child. He Just Makes

I Don't Want To Sound Like An Ad, A Public Service Ad On Tv, But The Fact Is If You Can Read, You Can Walk Into A Job Later On. If You Don't, Then You've Got, The Army, Iraq, I Don't Know, Something Like That. It's, It's Not As Bright. So, That's My Little Commercial For That.

Just Remember That Dumbo Didn't Need The Feather; The Magic Was In Him.

I Felt Lonely And Content At The Same Time. I Believe That Is A Rare Kind Of Happiness.

I Think Part Of Being A Parent Is Trying To Kill Your Kids.

Semi-automatic S Have Only Two Purposes. One Is So Owners Can Take Them To The Shooting Range Once In A While, Yell Yeehaw, And Get All Horny At The Rapid Fire And The Burning Vapor Spurting From The End Of The Barrel. Their Other Use-their Only Other Use-is To Kill People.