I Am What I Am And I'm

I'm A Soccer Mom. I'm T-ball, Soccer, Karate, Homework, Keeping Them On Their Schedules. I Love Being The Snack Mom, When I Get To Bring The Cut Oranges. I Have One Of Those Coolers With Wheels. I'm At Every Game, Every Practice, Sitting On My Blanket. I Love It.

Natural Beauty Takes At Least Two Hours In Front Of A Mirror.

Tattoos Are Like Stories - They're Symbolic Of The Important Moments In Your Life. Sitting Down, Talking About Where You Got Each Tattoo And What It Symbolizes, Is Really Beautiful.

I Wanted To Retire From All That, But I Guess My Breasts Still Have A Career, And I'm Just Tagging Along With Them.

I Feel... Sexier, I Think, With Short Hair. I Feel Like An Alien!