I Am The Hero Of Africa.

It's Not For Me. I Tried Human Flesh And It's Too Salty For My Taste.

His Excellency, President For Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin Dada, Vc, Dso, Mc, Lord Of All The Beasts Of The Earth And Fishes Of The Seas And Conqueror Of The British Empire In Africa In General And Uganda In Particular.

My Mission Is To Lead The Country Out Of A Bad Situation Of Corruption, Depression And Slavery. After I Rid The Country Of These Vices, I Will Then Organize And Supervise A General Election Of A Genuinely Democratic Civilian Government.

Although Some People Felt Adolf Hitler Was Bad, He Was A Great Man And A Real Conqueror Whose Name Would Never Be Forgotten.

My Mission Is To Lead The Country Out Of A Bad Situation Of Corruption, Depression And Slavery. After I Rid The Country Of These Vices, I Will Then Organize And Supervise A General Election Of A Genuinely Democratic Civilian Government.