I Am The Biggest "but Why?" Question

Not To Sound Rude, But [acting] Is Stupid. Everybody's Like "how Can You Remain With A Level Head?". And I'm Like "why Would I Ever Get Cocky? I'm Not Saving Anybody's Life. There Are Doctors Who Save Lives And Firemen Who Run Into Burning Buildings. I'm Making Movies. It's Stupid."

Why Would I Ever Get Cocky? I'm Not Saving Anybody's Life.

This Is Hilarious. First, People Say How So Many Actresses In Hollywood Look Anorexic, And Now They Are Criticizing Me For Looking Normal. Body Images Are Too Often Adopted By Young Girls And Women - Thanks To What They Are Constantly Being Shown As Being Attractive.

"helena Bonham Carter And Jeff Bridges Waved At Me. And, Of Course, It Would Be Absurd If They Were Waving At Me, So I Just Stared At Them. I Stared At Both Of Them. And They Were Like, 'alright, Fine.'

If Anyone Wants To Know The Weirdest Thing, It's Getting Your Hair Cut And Seeing It On The News. Terrorists Probably Knew About My Haircut.