My Cousin Cleaned Out A Shotgun For

I Remember During Oscar Season, The Thing I Hated Most Was Being Talked To Differently; People Treat You Differently. And Then I Suddenly Understood Why Celebrities Can Be So Weird; It's Hard To Act Normal When No-one Treats You Normally.

A Powerful Woman Is Someone Who Exudes Confidence And Can Be Tough But Fair And Kind. And Also Knows How To Get What She Wants.

I Am The Biggest "but Why?" Question Asker.

"i Was Just Like A Pathological Liar When I Was A Kid. I Think I Just Wanted To One-up Somebody. Somebody Would Be Like, 'oh, God, My Legs Hurt.' I'd Be Like, 'your Legs Hurt? I'm Getting Mine Amputated Next Week.' And That's Actually How My Mother Found Out. She Came To School And Somebody Was Like, 'god, That's Such A Shame About Jennifer's Legs.' She Made Me Purge. I Had To Spill Out All Of My Lies. I Was Like, 'i Said That Dad Drove A Barge, And We Were Millionaires, And You Were Pregnant, I Had To Get My Legs Amputated, And I Spayed Cats And Dogs On The Weekends.' Now I Can't Lie.

If You Are Going To Do Something That You Have To Lie About, Don't Do It, It's Very Simple.