I Am The Ayatollah Of Rock 'n'

I'm A Great Whittler. I Can Whittle A Marshmallow Stick Really Quickly. I Don't Think Anyone Whittles Anymore, They Should!

All Right, New York City! Welcome To Madison... Square... Jericho! And After Tonight, When I Become The True, Undisputed Intercontinental Champion, The Jerichoholics Of The Big Apple Will Throw A Celebration Party That Will Make The Millennium Bash In Times Square Look Like My Sister's Seventh Birthday Party! It'll Be A Celebration So Huge, So Grandiose, So Spectacular, That It Will Never, Eeeeeeeever, Be Forgotten Again!

Congratulations To One Of My Favorite Opponents And Greatest Rivals On Returning To The Wwe. The Rock Is The Best Promo Man Of All Time.

You'll Never, Eever, Be The Same, Again!

You Know What's Funny To Me? You Know What's Really Funny To Me? The Fact That You've Been Calling Lita The Walking Kiss Of Death, But Tonight.. The Walking Kod Beat The Walking Std.