I Am Speechless: I Have No Speech

It's Hard To Do Nothing Because You Tend To Do Something And Then You Have To Drop Everything.

When Men Are Growing Up And They're Reading About Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... Those Are Not Fantasies ... They're Options.

Fatherhood Makes You Cute. Women Find Bumbling Fathers Cute And Attractive.

I Won't Do Something Unless I Can Get At Least Two Or Three Good Laughs Out Of It. If I Can't, It's Not Gonna Make The Team.

What I Don't Understand Is How Women Can Pour Hot Wax On Their Bodies, Let It Dry, Then Rip Out Every Single Hair By Its Root And Still Be Scared Of Spiders.