I Am Really Enjoying The New Martin

Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body Is Like Eating The Filter Out Of A Car.

If All You Can Do Is Judge A Person By Their Appearance, Because You Don't Have The Spirit To Judge Someone From Within, You're In Trouble.

I'm Not A Comic. I'm A Humorist.

You Got To Die Of Something Because If You Die Of Nothing, They Won't Pay Your Insurance.

Black Americans Are The Only People In History Who Are For Education Instead Of Liberation. George Washington Wasn't Beating Up On British For The Right To Open A College! The Line Isn't "give Me Education Or Give Me Death."