I Am Planning My One Woman Show.

Generally, I'm A Pretty Positive, But Like Any Other Working Person, If The Jobs Aren't Coming In, I Do Get Depressed.

I Used To Collect Vintage Clothing - Exquisite Lace Dresses, Embroidered Shawls And Ornate Jewelry - But That's Just Not Me Any More.

I'd Been A Housewife And Mother To Our Son Thomas Jefferson, And I Was Looking For A New Career. So When My Agent Called And Said A Producer Named Paul Elliott From E&b Productions, The Biggest Panto Company In The Country At The Time, Wanted To Meet Me I Agreed.

Think Of Your Pension And Start Saving. Like My Father, I Have Been A Spendthrift, And I Regret That.

Back Then I Was Called Dumbo Because Of My Ears. I Was Called Fatty, Too. It Was Hurtful So I Became Like The Class Clown. I Became The One Who Was Kicked Around.