I Am One Of The Funniest People

Eating Liver Out Of A Cow's Body Is Like Eating The Filter Out Of A Car.

The United States Is The Most Dishonest, Ungodly, Unspiritual Nation That Ever Existed In The History Of The Planet.

Dogs Are Great Assets To Candidates, And The Feeling Seems To Be Engendered That If A Dog Loves The Candidate, He Can't Be All That Bad.

Luck Is Opportunity Meeting Up With Preparation. So You Must Prepare Yourself To Be Lucky.

The Only Good Thing About The Good Old Days Is They're Gone.