I Am One Of The Funniest People

The World Is Fed By Greed.

That's Easy, To Stand In A Nightclub, Where Most Of The People That Come In, They Came To See You.

In The South They Don't Mind How Close I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Big. In The North They Don't Mind How Big I Get, So Long As I Don't Get Too Close.

To Me, Seeing A Really Great Comedian Is A Bit Like Watching A Musician Or A Poet.

Once I Realised The Value Of Making People Laugh, I Got Very Good At It. Fast.