I Am Not The Captain Of My

There's This Lebanese Lady I Dearly Loved Who Raised 13 Children In Toledo, And She Retired In Phoenix. She Said, I Get Up Every Morning And Say, Thank You, God. I Do The Same Thing Now.

Usually You'd Do The Summer Scenes In The Winter. So You're Out There With A T-shirt And Hope Nobody Sees Your Air That You're Breathing Out. We Put Ice Cubes In Our Mouth To Stop That From Happening.

There Were Some Times When We Did The Winter Scenes In The Summer, And I Had To Wear That Silly Fur Coat. Oh, My Lord! I Was Perspiring!

You Know, What's Nice About Montreal? Not Only Is It A Beautiful City, But You Have Cuban Cigars...

Children And Even Adults, When They Like Certain Athletes, They Can Tell You About Their Batting Average, About Where They Came From.