Indiscretion, N. The Guilt Of Woman.

Feast, N. A Festival. A Religious Celebration Usually Signalized By Gluttony And Drunkenness, Frequently In Honor Of Some Holy Person Distinguished For Abstemiousness.

Diary, N. A Daily Record Of That Part Of One's Life, Which He Can Relate To Himself Without Blushing.

Creditor. One Of A Tribe Of Savages Dwelling Beyond The Financial Straits And Dreaded For Their Desolating Incursions.

God Alone Knows The Future, But Only An Historian Can Alter The Past.

Pitiful, Adj. The State Of An Enemy Or Opponent After An Imaginary Encounter With Oneself.