I Am More Than Ever Convinced That

I've Always Thought That A Woman Owes It To Herself To Treat The Subject Of Her Age With Ambiguity.

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.

Human Relationships Are About Communicating. Business Jargon Should Be Banished In Favor Of Simple English. Simplicity Is A Sign Of Truth And A Criterion Of Beauty. Complexity Can Be A Way Of Hiding The Truth.

It Doesn't Matter How Shaky A Woman's Hand Is. She Can Still Apply Makeup.

There Are No Ugly Women, Only Lazy Ones.