Leave The Table While You Still Feel

Listen! Say Less Rather Than More. If You Want To Be Smart, Play Stupid!

I Have Never Had My Face Lifted. I Prefer To Have My Spirits Lifted. In My Opinion, The Effect Is Very Nearly The Same.

Men Are Just As Vain As Women, And Sometimes Even More So.

Human Relationships Are About Communicating. Business Jargon Should Be Banished In Favor Of Simple English. Simplicity Is A Sign Of Truth And A Criterion Of Beauty. Complexity Can Be A Way Of Hiding The Truth.

All The American Women Had Purple Noses And Gray Lips And Their Faces Were Chalk White From Terrible Powder. I Recognized That The United States Could Be My Life's Work.