I Am Known By Many Names, But

She Turned Me Into A Newt. ... But I Got Better.

In 1945, Peace Broke Out. It Was The End Of The Joke. Joke Warfare Was Banned At A Special Session Of The Geneva Convention, And In 1950 The Last Remaining Copy Of The Joke Was Laid To Rest Here In The Berkshire Countryside, Never To Be Told Again.

When You're Chewing On Life's Gristle Don't Grumble, Give A Whistle And This'll Help Things Turn Out For The Best... And...always Look On The Bright Side Of Life... Always Look On The Light Side Of Life.

Health Care Does Not Worry Me A Great Deal. I've Been Impressed By Some Wonderful Old People.

Exploding Is A Perfectly Normal Medical Phenomenon.