I Am Known By Many Names, But

Oh, You're In Television! That's Interesting. No, I Mean, The Word Television Is Interesting. It's A Hybrid, You See: Tele- Comes From The Greek, And -vision Comes From The Latin. It Should Have Been Either "telerama", Or "procolvision".

You Know, There Are Many People In The Country Today Who, Through No Fault Of Their Own, Are Sane. Some Of Them Were Born Sane. Some Of Them Became Sane Later In Their Lives.

My Philosophy, Like Color Television, Is All There In Black And White.

I Fart In Your General Direction.

I'm Afraid I'm Not Personally Qualified To Confuse Cats, But I Can Recommend An Extremely Good Service.