I Am Invigorated By Work, Wasted By

Machismo Makes No Provision For Preparing Lunch, Doing The Laundry, Or Minding The Baby.

The Sun Cares Nothing For Illumination.

I Pursue Pleasure, But Stingily, Suspiciously.

Self-blame Usually Has An Undertone Of Self-congratulation.

A Sentimental Aphorism Is Even More A Surprise Than A Hard- Boiled Sonnet.