I Am Invigorated By Work, Wasted By

The Ninety Percent Of Human Experience That Does Not Fit Into Established Narrative Patterns Falls Into Oblivion.

By Multiplying Ironies, I Evade Commitments.

My Strengths Make Me Contemptuous. My Weaknesses Make Me Charitable.

Let's Have Some Good, Old-fashioned Literature, With A Virgin And A Moral.

Every Good Time That Goes On Too Long Turns Into A Hell.