Even In The Midst Of Love-making, Writers

Contempt For Others, Like Masturbation, Is Best As A Secret Pleasure.

With Age, I Have Become Both More Pious And More Shameless.

Nostalgia Keeps Dissolving The Ironic Narratives In Which I Have Contained My Past.

Reading About Ethics Is About As Likely To Improve One's Behavior As Reading About Sports Is To Make One Into An Athlete.

Machismo Makes No Provision For Preparing Lunch, Doing The Laundry, Or Minding The Baby.