I Am Hoping Very Much To Get

He Is Like Some Sherry-crazed Old Dowager Who Has Lost The Family Silver At Roulette, And Who Now Decides To Double Up By Betting The House As Well.

I Would Ban Sweets From School - But This Pressure To Bring In Healthy Food Is Too Much.

London Is A Fantastic Creator Of Jobs - But Many Of These Jobs Are Going To People Who Don't Originate In This Country.

Ping-pong Was Invented On The Dining Tables Of England In The 19th Century, And It Was Called Wiff-waff! And There, I Think, You Have The Difference Between Us And The Rest Of The World. Other Nations, The French, Looked At A Dining Table And Saw An Opportunity To Have Dinner; We Looked At It An Saw An Opportunity To Play Wiff-waff.

My Speaking Style Was Criticised By No Less An Authority Than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It Was A Low Moment, My Friends, To Have My Rhetorical Skills Denounced By A Monosyllabic Austrian Cyborg.