I Am Fairly Rich. Money's Very Handy,

One Of The Things I've Realised Is That I Am Very Simple. My Wife Asked Me Once If I Loved Her. I Said: 'look Love, I'm A Simple Man. I Love You. End Of Story.' But I Guess You Gotta Keep Saying It With Women. I Guess She Needed Reassurance.

Before Michael Caine You Had To Have Been In The Raf To Be An Actor.

It's Your Life, Live It Your Way.

I Realised One Day That Men Are Emotional Cripples. We Cant Express Ourselves Emotionally, We Can Only Do It With Anger And Humour. Emotional Stability And Expression Comes From Women.

Quantum Physics Is A Bit Of A Passion Of Mine. It's Extraordinary. There's A Branch Of Mathematics That Is Based On Lunacy, And That's Wonderful.