I Am Fairly Rich. Money's Very Handy,

Actors Are Just Entertainers, Even The Serious Ones. That's All An Actor Is. He's Like A Serious Bruce Forsyth.

Most Dictators Were Short, Fat, Middle-aged And Hairless. Besides Danny Devito, There's Only Me To Play Them.

I'm A Feminist, Yes! Very Strongly.

One Of The Things I've Realised Is That I Am Very Simple. My Wife Asked Me Once If I Loved Her. I Said: 'look Love, I'm A Simple Man. I Love You. End Of Story.' But I Guess You Gotta Keep Saying It With Women. I Guess She Needed Reassurance.

It's Your Life, Live It Your Way.