I Am Consumed With The Fear Of

The Way I Approach Stardom And The Show, I'm Like A Politician. I'm An Elected Late-night Official To Do Your Work.

I've Never Understood What The Upside Of Marriage Would Be For Me Personally.

When You're Doing Late Night You're On The Grind Every Night; You Send Someone To Check On Your Mom.

You Go Out With A Girl You Used To Date, She Looks So Damn Good, And Then At A Certain Point You Say, Boy, Now I Remember. I Know Why I Left!

My Name Is Arsenio. That's A Very Unique Name For A Black Man. In Greek, It Means Leroy.