I Am Boring. I Am Boring!

There's No One Alive I Can't Beat.

My Sister Bought Me A Set At A Candy Store And Taught Me The Moves.

Yeah, I Used To Dress Badly Until I Was About Sixteen. But People Just Didn't Seem To Have Enough Respect For Me, You Know And I Didn't Like That, So I Decided I'd Have To Show Them They Weren't Any Better Than Me, You Know? They Were Sort Of Priding Themselves. They Would Say, 'he Beat Us At Chess, But He's Still Just An Uncouth Kid.' So I Decided To Dress Up.

Patzer Sees A Check, Gives A Check.

The Russians Have Fixed World Chess.