I Am Beyond Logic And Rationality.

Filipinos Want Beauty. I Have To Look Beautiful So That The Poor Filipinos Will Have A Star To Look At From Their Slums.

The Philippines Is Where Asia Wears A Smile. Beautiful Products Can Only Be Made By Happy People.

The Philippines Is A Terrible Name, Coming From Spain. Phillip Ii Was The Father Of The Inquisition, Who I Believe Died Of Syphilis. It Is My Great Regret That We Didn't Change The Name Of Our Country.

Never Dress Down For The Poor. They Won't Respect You For It. They Want Their First Lady To Look Like A Million Dollars.

If The Shoe Fits, Buy It.