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I'm A Heavy Smoker. I Go Through Two Lighters A Day.

It's Always Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt. Then It's Just Hilarious.

Pot Is A Better Drug Than Alcohol. I'll Prove It To You. You're At A Ball Game Or A Concert, And Someone's Really Violent And Agressive And Obnoxious, Are They Drunk Or Are They Smoking Pot?

You Ever Notice That Everyone Who Believes In Creationism Looks Really Un-evolved?