I Am As Confounded By Dogs As

Why Cat Were Given Such Terrific Peripheral Vision When They Spend So Much Time Looking Down Their Noses Is Difficult To Understand.

Cats Virtually Always Underestimate Human Intelligence Just As We, Perhaps, Underestimate Theirs.

Some Of Our Greatest Historical And Artistic Treasures We Place In Museums; Others, We Take For Walks.

We Derive Immeasurable Good, Uncounted Pleasures, Enormous Security, And Many Critical Lessons About Life By Owning Dogs.

It's Our Mortality That Terrifies Us, Because What We're Really Seeking Is Immortality - That Is, After All, A Fool's Errand.