I Am As Confounded By Dogs As

We Are All Pirates At Heart. There Is Not One Of Us Who Hasn't Had A Little Larceny In His Soul. And Which One Of Us Wouldn't Soar If God Had Thought There Was Merit In The Idea? So, When We See One Of Those Great Widespread Pirates Soaring Across The Grain Of Sea Winds We Thrill, And We Long, And, If We Are Honest, We Curse That We Must Be Men Every Day. Why Not One Day A Bird! There's An Idea, Now, One Day Out Of Seven A Pirate In The Sky. What Puny Power A Man Can Attain By Comparison. Compare A 747 With A Bird And Blush!

Cats Are A Tonic, They Are A Laugh, They Are A Cuddle, They Are At Least Pretty Just About All Of The Time And Beautiful Some Of The Time.

Cats Virtually Always Underestimate Human Intelligence Just As We, Perhaps, Underestimate Theirs.

I Am As Confounded By Dogs As I Am Indebted To Them.

Anyone Who Has Owned Many Cats In Long Succession Can Define His Or Her Life As A Series Of Furry Episodes.