I Am As Confounded By Dogs As

Some Of Our Greatest Historical And Artistic Treasures We Place In Museums; Others, We Take For Walks.

It's Our Mortality That Terrifies Us, Because What We're Really Seeking Is Immortality - That Is, After All, A Fool's Errand.

For Me A House Or An Apartment Becomes A Home When You Add One Set Of Four Legs, A Happy Tail, And That Indescribable Measure Of Love That We Call A Dog.

We Are All Pirates At Heart. There Is Not One Of Us Who Hasn't Had A Little Larceny In His Soul. And Which One Of Us Wouldn't Soar If God Had Thought There Was Merit In The Idea? So, When We See One Of Those Great Widespread Pirates Soaring Across The Grain Of Sea Winds We Thrill, And We Long, And, If We Are Honest, We Curse That We Must Be Men Every Day. Why Not One Day A Bird! There's An Idea, Now, One Day Out Of Seven A Pirate In The Sky. What Puny Power A Man Can Attain By Comparison. Compare A 747 With A Bird And Blush!

It Looks Like A Miniature Hippopotamus With Badly-fitting Panty Hose All Over.