I Am A Wild And Crazy Guy!

You Want To Be A Bit Compulsive In Your Art Or Craft Or Whatever You Do.

I Opened The Show With This Line: "i Have Decided To Give The Greatest Performance Of My Life! Oh, Wait, Sorry, That's Tomorrow Night.

You Know That Look That Women Get When They Want To Have Sex? Me Neither.

How Is It Possible To Miss A Woman Whom You Kept At A Distance, So That When She Was Gone You Would Not Miss Her?

What Is A Movie Star? A Movie Star Is Many Things. They Can Be Tall, Short, Thin, Or Skinny. They Can Be Democrats... Or Skinny.