I Am A Stereotype. I Am An

One Should Always Be Wary Of Anyone Who Promises That Their Love Will Last Longer Than A Weekend.

To My Disappointment I Now Realized That To Know All Is Not To Forgive All. It Is To Despise Everybody.

I Stay In One Room, And It's Easier To Live There, To Control It, To Make It Warm. It Seems To Me A Convenient Way To Live, And It's Cheap.

I Was Amazed To Receive Later A Substantial Sum For Sitting In My Room And Talking About Myself. If Only I Could Get Some Of The Back Pay!

In England, Nobody's Your Friend.