I Am A Spy In The House

I'm The Wife Spike Lee Deserves. A White Woman, Which He Says He Would Never Be With, So Let's Get Someone Really White. I Am Spike Lee's Wife From Hell. I'm White And Weird And I Won't Pay Enough Attention To Him. If He Does Any More Of Those Angry Interviews, I'm Going To Write Him And See If He Wants The Wife He Deserves.

Look,' He Said, 'i Don't Think We Should Continue This Discussion. I Don't Like This Side Of You.' 'i'm Not A Box,' She Said 'i Don't Have Sides. This Is It. One Side Fits All. This Is It.

I Always Felt The Jewish Part More. In Fact, Growing Up I Felt Like A Jew Among Wasps. My Brother Is More Decidedly Waspy.

I Mean, Most Fun Things Are Bad For You In One Way Or Another.

Everything Is Negotiable. Whether Or Not The Negotiation Is Easy Is Another Thing.