I Am A Smiling Depressive.

If You Go To Most Third World Countries, The Older Woman Dispenses Advice To The Arguing Couple While Other Members Of The Family, Or Even The Village, Sit Around And Listen. It Is No Big Deal.

I Know I Can Get To The Stage Where I'm Drinking A Lot. I Tend To Be Rotten And Groggy All Day And Hanging Out For The Next Drink And Five O'clock, Ping! I Have To Just Stop.

Daddy Loves You, But He Smacks You, And He Can Shout At You And Smash Things, But Daddy Still Loves You. So When You Get Into A Relationship With Someone Who Does All Of That, Why Would It Be Unusual?

I Work Very Hard To Keep On An Even Keel As Far As Alcohol Is Concerned.

I'll Get Up In The Morning While They've All Got Hangovers And Run My 5 Miles. But The Women Who Do Run Are Usually 10 Years Younger Than Me And They're Really Obsessed About Running. That's All They Do. They're Really Boring.