I Am A Rubbish Flirt.

I Am A Rubbish Flirt.

Other Than My Memory Being A Bit Woolly And My Knees Being A Bit Creaky, I Don't Really Think There's Anything I Can't Do.

If I Were Alive In Rubens's Time, I'd Be Celebrated As A Model. Kate Moss Would Be Used As A Paint Brush.

When I Wrote 'dear Fatty,' I Realised That Sitting And Writing Alone Is An Absolute Joy.

I'm Known Among My Friends For Saying Things I Probably Shouldn't Sometimes, But I Have To Get Things Out In The Air.