I Am A Patriot And I Want

Wikipedia Is The Best Thing Ever. Anyone In The World Can Write Anything They Want About Any Subject. So You Know You Are Getting The Best Possible Information.

The Better The Person You're With, The Better You're Going To Be Because They're Giving You So Much More.

I Love My Wife Dearly, And, Therefore, I've Never Cooked A Meal, Romantic Or Otherwise, For Her.

Some People Just Derive Great Joy From Making Other People Laugh. And I Do, But I Don't Feel Like I Need To Do It 24 Hours A Day.

I Think Ultimately, When You Believe Somebody Is Going Through A Situation And It's Either Awkward Or Ridiculous, But You Believe It, That Can Be Funny.