I Am A Mystery Wrapped In An

People Only Mention It's A Free Country If They're Doing Something Shitty.

I Wasn't Even A Big Comedy Nerd. A Lot Of The Comedians I Know - A Lot Of My Friends Are Comedians - They Knew A Lot About Comedy Growing Up.

I Like People, For A Little While.

Clowns Have No Respect For Pie.

Whenever I'm On My Computer, I Don't Type 'lol'. I Type 'lqtm' - Laugh Quietly To Myself. It's More Honest.