It's Always Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt.

Just One Thing I Know For Sure, Chicks Dig Jerks.

I Need My Sleep. I Need About Eight Hours A Day, And About Ten At Night.

What Before Seemed A...frustrating Wall, The Comic Deftly And Fearlessly Steps Through, Proving The Absurdity Of It All.

Oh--won't We Party Hard When L.a. Goes Kersplash?...l.a. Fell In The Ocean?... There Is A God. He Loves Us All So Much.

Do I Have A Message? Yes, I Do. Here's My Message: As Scary As The World Is – And It Is – It Is Merely A Ride ...